Homebody Emoji Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"You know, there are other emojis."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Oymoticons

Text Culture

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Big screen TV.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Love is when you watch television together.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Darn autocorrect!"