Homebody Camper Pillows

"Are you sure this is a staycation!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"In da house"

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Local, free-range bug juice.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."