Homebody Camper Gifts

"Power outages are fun because they feel like camping inside of social anarchy."

"Are you sure this is a staycation!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"In da house"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Mine's camper."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."