Homebody Explorer Gifts

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

"When you suggested a 'staycation' I thought you meant a nice hotel by the coast."

The New World

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Take me to your Larder!"

Big screen TV.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

Sheltering in place.

"You are still here."