Home Workout Critic Pillows

'Talk about boring...these exercise programs all have the same plot.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"I hate this time of year."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Sport

Exercising in Confinement

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

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Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

Power Mower Walking.

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

All UK gyms closed

"Set it on 'slow'."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Yoga Welcome Mat

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."