Home Workout Critic Pillows

'Talk about boring...these exercise programs all have the same plot.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"I hate this time of year."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Sport

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

Power Mower Walking.

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.

'What happened?'

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Set it on 'slow'."

Yoga Welcome Mat

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."