Home Treatments Mugs

Using an iron for a facial.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

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Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Sport

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Exercising in Confinement

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

'Angiogram.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"