Home Treatments Gifts

Using an iron for a facial.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

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Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Sport

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Exercising in Confinement

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

'Angiogram.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup