Home Safety Officer Gifts

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Time Out For Teddy

Cafe Burns.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Danger Falling Leaves

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Safety Barriers

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"