Home Safety Awareness Promoter Gifts

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

'New normal' family life

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."

Beware of Dogs

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

"Dad went back in to get the smoke alarm and the receipt."

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."