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"...and the neighbors on both sides have credit scores over 800."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

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Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'Honey, I'm home.'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

An exaggeration of estate agents

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

Real Estate Personals

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

Home Foreclosed Home.