Home Pricing Expert Pillows

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

House hunting is cruel.

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Valuation of Heaven

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.

'My bubble burst!'

UK house prices drop by 1.3%

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Does my boom look big in this?...'

"Ha! Buying a house just so you can live in it. I'll never understand young people."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

'Well, here's our new place, honey. What do you think?'