Home Org Master Pillows

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Fittd shēt

A Day In The Kitchen

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"There's more inside."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Washing Line Walker

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Moving in

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Hassled Mother.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Acclaimed mother.

Family working together

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets