Home Org Master Pillows

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Fittd shēt

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

A Day In The Kitchen

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"There's more inside."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Acclaimed mother.

Hassled Mother.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Moving in

Washing Line Walker

Family working together

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'I've misplaced everything.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."