Organizational Master Pillows

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

Library. The books on magic disappeared, the speed-reading manuals are all overdue, the geography books are in the wrong locations, and now I can't find the books on reincarnation! I know where those are -- At the "Returns" counter!

Desk Organizers: Get a grip and Let it go.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Staff support"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Here and There Trays

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Why do you need so many computers?

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"Much ado list"

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

What can I play?

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.