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"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Music downloads

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Guitar Man.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Artist and Musician

New music conference

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Check out this new store."

A woman playing a keyboard

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Music producers.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"