Home Maintenance Enthusiasts Pillows

"You're going to clean the gutters? Wait! Let me first see if the emergency room takes reservations!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Yardless: Please help

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Man using to much bug spray

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

The household cavalry

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Timber preservation

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"The blow drier is broken."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Was it a fuse?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

Product Testing Department

Living together, couple in love.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'