Home Kitchen Gladiator Pillows

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

Prize vegetables.

Bad for you but to die for

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Everything's gone up."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Busy day at the office.

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

Biker Lawn Mower

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Human males marking territory.

Onion Guillotine

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, if I make it through this day...'

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Drowning in Paper.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

Pizza Fencing

Kitchen Made