Home Is Where The Heart Is Believer Pillows

Gay couple living together.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

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Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"You'll have to fetch your own slippers. The dog resigned."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

"Here comes the sports section!"

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"You rang?"

"My client is being more than fair. She is willing to let you keep all the shoes and the house."