Home Is Where The Heart Is Believer Mugs

Gay couple living together.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

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"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

"You'll have to fetch your own slippers. The dog resigned."

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Here comes the sports section!"

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"You rang?"

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."