Home Improvement Lover Gifts

"Well, enough of this chatting. I expect your husband has finished fitting your new blind by now."

"I'm getting out of gold and going into porches."

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

'Uh...which part of 'perfect' don't you understand?'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

I did it my way.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."