Home Improvement Diyer Pillows

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Why can't we have a proper burglar alarm?"

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Light Bulb Moment

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Painting the Ceiling

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Good News about winter

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Home depot."