Home Improvement Comic Gifts

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Dummies Books.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

Artex cartoon

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'No it's still not fixed'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

DIY.

How to Build a Bungalow

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

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