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"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"She's been so creative lately."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

I love embroidery

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

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"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Inactive wear store.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

No Bruch!

I love Harmonica

man juggling career, home and children

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"