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"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"She's been so creative lately."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

I love embroidery

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

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"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

I love Harmonica

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Inactive wear store.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

We never roam anymore.

No Bruch!

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'