Home Decorator (the Cat Way) T-Shirts

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Two portraits kissing each other

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Tedious Romantic.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"