Home Decorator (the Cat Way) Mugs

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Pollock Painting Company

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

Exhibition of Paint Colors.