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"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"Frank?"

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"Tarzan didn't want to downsize, but he took an early retirement – and then Jane got the axe."

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Valentines for Real Estate

"Says here tiny houses are the hot new trend. Didn't I always tell you we're ahead of our time, Doris?"

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

"I love what you've done to the house."

Mythical lake forest.

"I thought you said it was a turn-key house!"

'OK... I know that lawnmower's in here somewhere...'

"This one is a steal at 1.5 Million."

Flying duck planes on wall of house near airport.

"You are here"

Frank Lloyd Wrong

'23-D meet 17-C, sublet...'

The Movers Strip - Loft living

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'

Sold at almost the price we bought it for

"This place, like the last one, has one big window that's also a door."