Home Comparison Pillows

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

"Frank?"

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Valentines for Real Estate

"I thought you said it was a turn-key house!"

Mythical lake forest.

"I love what you've done to the house."

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

'OK... I know that lawnmower's in here somewhere...'

"This one is a steal at 1.5 Million."

Flying duck planes on wall of house near airport.

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'

Frank Lloyd Wrong

The Movers Strip - Loft living

'23-D meet 17-C, sublet...'

"You are here"

Sold at almost the price we bought it for

"This place, like the last one, has one big window that's also a door."

'Can I still borrow some of that housing money no one was expected to pay back?'