Holy Tagger Pillows

BLESS YOU

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Golfing Bishop.

"I have an app for that."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'Whoops!'

Golf

Graffiti like

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Monk Crossword

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'You called for tech support?'

Dog collars.

"Tag...you're it!"

'I have to go and mark my domain.'

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

The Vatican goes electronic.

Archbishop playing golf with his staff.

Remote Control Halo

"I don't care what the song says! You could kill somebody throwing pennies down there like that!"