Holy Roadster Gifts

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Monk on the beach

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Give Way To Cyclists

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Love by bike

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Trike lowrider

Boulder Car

'Sheep happens.'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

You keep ducking!

Walk of the Stars: Jasperville, Illinois

"I'm afraid this must all seem terribly insignificant next to me."

'Your sat-nav was upside-down, you see'