Holy Horticulturist Gifts

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Holy Water

"Oh no!...We've got Holy Moleys!"

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Cats and gardens.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

An old man growing berries

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Mad about Roses!

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Tree Passion

Gardening#2

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Man watering his plants in the rain.

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'In Love'