Holy Guppy Pillows

"Be still and know that I am cod."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Father

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

BLESS YOU

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'No, I said 'sit'.'

Golf

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

School of Fish

Yoga in Heaven

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

Inventive Uses of Halo

"Honk if you know Jesus."

I love Tropical Fish

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

Archbishop playing golf with his staff.

"Guess whose fish had babies today?"

'Oh no, quick! Turn off the lights... Pretend we're not home!'

Both love chasing tail.

Lunch is for Shrimps

Monk walking dog.

The Ninth Wonder of the World - The Great Mongrel of Manchu