Godly Pops Pillows

Father

Golfing Bishop.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Clown God

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Like father like son.

The band.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Golfing with God.

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

I know it's 'Take Your Kid To The Office Day', but I can't help it that I work at home!

'Whoops!'

The day after Father's Day.

Atlas holds up a football.

The college of my choice.

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

Taylor Swift caricature

Happy Father's Day: 'More allowance? What happened to the 2 acorns I gave you on Saturday?'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"This was a lot more fun before surge protectors."

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

'Daddy, this is Eddie. Eddie's conducting a study on middle class eating habits.'