Godly Pops Mugs

Father

Golfing Bishop.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Clown God

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Like father like son.

The band.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Pete Townshend

Golfing with God.

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'Whoops!'

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

I know it's 'Take Your Kid To The Office Day', but I can't help it that I work at home!

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

The day after Father's Day.

Atlas holds up a football.

'Jimi played with his teeth not his dentures!'

The college of my choice.

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

Happy Father's Day: 'More allowance? What happened to the 2 acorns I gave you on Saturday?'

Ed Sheeran.

Taylor Swift caricature

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'Am I going to church - I thought Christmas gave me a pass till Easter.'

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'