Holy Dessert Devotee T-Shirts

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

You're the puff in my pastry!

Today's special... donuts.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Gooseberry Fool...

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

His Her Cakes

Cake Friday!

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Chocolate Shop

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Sweet surprise.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

Let's skip to dessert

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'