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Tiny Visions

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

Nun Fight.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Tuesday, 2022

Pope Benedict 16th.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

Pranking Zombies

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

End Of The World - Business Edition

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"I guess ten is enough."

Meet Thy Doom

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Doomsday marketing

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

How to survive the coming crash.

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"