Holy Apparition Aficionado Pillows

Tiny Visions

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Nun Fight.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Pope Benedict 16th.

Tuesday, 2022

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

End Of The World - Business Edition

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

They're missing a few commandments.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

Pranking Zombies

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

Doomsday marketing

When a nanosecond is forever.

"I guess ten is enough."

End of world nigh!!!

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'