Heaven Aficionado Pillows

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Tiny Visions

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Nun Fight.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Driverless cars rage.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."