Holographic Illusionist Gifts

"These holograms of police sure are making people slow down."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'It's Blurred.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

Best Special Effects Award

A tessellation of running figures.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Houdini's infancy.

Escher flat-pack furniture

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Penalty

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

'Sometimes the walls move...'

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Super Infinity Motel

Perspective Repair