Holographic Illusionist Gifts

"These holograms of police sure are making people slow down."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Escher exhibition first floor

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'It's Blurred.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Young Houdini

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

'Look a huge bird!'

Best Special Effects Award

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

Houdini's infancy.

A tessellation of running figures.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Escher flat-pack furniture

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

Penalty

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'Sometimes the walls move...'

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Super Infinity Motel

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

The aerial photo analyst wasn't sure how to categorize this anomaly.