Hollywood Culture Gifts

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Will Smith

Andie MacDowell

James Dean

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Canadian film production

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Film Star Robert de Niro

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Quentin Tarantino

Martin Scorsese

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Hollywood Breakup

Blockbuster Billion Club

Jim Carrey,

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'