Holly Jolly Skater Pillows

Ice Skater

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

The Hockey Puckey

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

Santa School.

Double bass skating

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"Lately I've had uncontrollable cravings for venison.

"Comfortable?"

Christmas Spirit

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Our life is better than yours Christmas letters

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

'...Tis the season to be grazing, fa la la la la, la la la la. The weight we'll gain will be amazing, fa la la la, la la la la. Don we now our stretchy sweat pants, fa la la la la, la la la la. We'll be eating tons of pecans...'

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"

"Open wide and say, Fa La La Ahhh."

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

Deck the Halls!

"Same every year, he gets all tensed updreading the first radio blast of Slade's 'It's Christmas'..."

Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer

Help Support Santa Off-Season

Santa Claus on the scales

One spider seeing items caught in web to another spider: 'Love your holiday blend.'

Black is slimming, but it can't perform miracles.

The last judgement

Mr. Briggs Rides a Steeple Chase Pt. 1

Santa Claus playing golf.

'Oh, I believe in Santa Claus. I'm just not a fanatic about it.'

The Dangers of being at the back of the team during an emergency stop became all too obvious to poor old Blitzen.'

Peace, Love, Care.

Santa with naughty boy on lap