Holiday Tricks Pillows

Revenge on Santa

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Clown Skis.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"I noticed a few browns."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Santa's wash day.

Christmas on Other Planets.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

The other days of the year...

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

Merry Kissmas

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Everything for a buck.