Holiday Techie Gifts

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"You are still here."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Santa's elevator

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

Santa Goes Hybrid.

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Rudolph vents. . . .

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

Amazon Drones

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

Santa tweet

Santa Selfie Stick

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa