Festive Techies Gifts

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Soot Nav.

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

Polly txt speak

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Santa's elevator

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

Rudolph vents. . . .

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

Antenna Yoga.

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

"Practicing social distancing is nothing new. We've been practicing it for years."

Santa tweet

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

"Ha! This year I'm going to send my stuff by e-mail!!"

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa