Festive Techies Gifts

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Soot Nav.

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

Polly txt speak

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Santa's elevator

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

Antenna Yoga.

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

Santa tweet

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

"Ha! This year I'm going to send my stuff by e-mail!!"

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

"Sorry Rudolph, I got some new LED lights..."

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

Ho Ho Ho.