Holiday Spirit Uplifter Gifts

Warm Winter Wishes

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

Santa called but you were out!

Snowman

Tipping Pain Chart

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Just one more choccy...

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

O Christmas Tea

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Street Carolers

Happy St Pancakes Day

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Maybe this year..."