Holiday Spirit Tribe Pillows

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Merry Kissmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

O Christmas Tea

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Maybe this year..."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

Four Stages of Christmas.

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Little Boy Missing Christmas

Choirboy

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Five