Holiday Spirit Tribe Prints

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

O Christmas Tea

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Merry Kissmas

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Maybe this year..."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

Little Boy Missing Christmas

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Choirboy

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"