Holiday Spirit Heroes Pillows

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Tipping Pain Chart

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

O Christmas Tea

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Nanny with children on leash

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Maybe this year..."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Christmas Dwarves

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Not a Creature was Stirring

"My mind is still on vacation."

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

Elf of the Month