Holiday Spirit Heroes Pillows

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Tipping Pain Chart

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Nanny with children on leash

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Maybe this year..."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"My mind is still on vacation."

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

Not a Creature was Stirring

'Don't forget your thermos.'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"