Holiday Hero Pillows

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Snakes on beach, "Can't you just unwind on holiday"

"Problems with the turkey? - this is one of those chef's 'tricks' we use to resuscitate a failed dish."

Nanny with children on leash

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

"Suspicious package under the Christmas tree? OK, please just stay calm and remain on the line."

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

Not a Creature was Stirring

"Excuse me, is this the two million items or less line?"

'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'

Ranger protecting a Christmas tree farm.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Ho ho..."

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Theatrical Christmas.

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

'Happy New Year!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.