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Say Cheese!

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Nanny with children on leash

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Theatrical Christmas.

"My mind is still on vacation."

Not a Creature was Stirring

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Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

Are we nearly there yet?

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

Santa Playing the Piano

Once the other reindeer had LED noses fitted, they went back to making fun of poor Rudolph again.

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

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Cloud Cuckoo Land, Snakes on beach, "Can't you just unwind on holiday"

"Looks like Dia de Los Muertos has finally gone mainstream."

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'

Santa Van Claus

"It's safe to open the door. They're singing Christmas-carol parodies."

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

'Easter coming so soon after Christmas has almost turned Anthony into a regular churchgoer.'

'Halloween, Valentines Day, Easter ... the market is ripe for a summer candy holiday.'

"I shoveled the driveway like you asked me to."

"Suspicious package under the Christmas tree? OK, please just stay calm and remain on the line."