Holiday Heroes Pillows

"We're phasing out coal and giving naughty children pamphlets on greener punishments alternatives."

We're running out of time to get Christmas presents. Not! It's 11 days away. I know. But we've still got tons of gifts to buy. So? I need 26 babysitting jobs to afford them.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Nanny with children on leash

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Not a Creature was Stirring

"My mind is still on vacation."

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

Davy Crocat

Pucker up!

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

Santa Playing the Piano

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

Tree piercings.

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Say Cheese!

Once the other reindeer had LED noses fitted, they went back to making fun of poor Rudolph again.

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."

Crumpled pieces of paper form the shape of a Christmas tree.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Snakes on beach, "Can't you just unwind on holiday"

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

Pursuasion - Cats Shopping in the Snow

Santa Van Claus

'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'

Proctologists on Thanksgiving

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."