Holiday Spirit Negotiator Pillows

'I wasn't as good as I should have been or as bad as I could have been.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Tipping Pain Chart

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

O Christmas Tea

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'What if I promise not to look?'

Happy St Pancakes Day

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Merry Kissmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Street Carolers

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Maybe this year..."